With a Kareena Kapoor starrer movie (named Heroine) about to release, I got this random thought that "Heroine, as in a female counterpart of the film, is a character that can add spice and salt to any boring parcel of a 3-hour entertainment spectacle."
And then I thought of the people I know. Among the insane number of people I know, there is an earmarked group of females who are either models, struggling actresses or those who have marginally deepened their feet in the show-biz circus of silver screen. And one thing occured to me that there does lie a thin common thread between them. Some kind of similarity. Some common chemical composition that gels them together to a single family of human genetics.
Probably that was the time when I started taking this topic from the level of curiosity to analysis.
And bravo!!! I was correct. All these girls (may be wannabe's) have a series of tendencies that can enlighten you with a fact that she might is an aspiring "filmy maal" :P
And when I analyzed the facts, I found out results which were too perfect and stunning to be true. Few of them can be noted down as below:
1. These girls have a habit to play with her hair every now and then. They think that even a wrong strand of hair in their attire can utterly debauch their "looks".
2. These girls have insane faddism for nose rings. On a background / social verification, you can easily find at least one pic of these girls with a female friend (both wearing nose rings and smiling at the camera as if there is no tomorrow). Period!!!
3. These girls' brand following can be split in three parts:
A: Class A hardly are brand followers and they believe in the principle of being cheap is cheesy. They often laugh loudly at a public place for any poor joke (justifying their blonde existence).
B: Class B follows accessories brands specifically. Their goggles have tags such as Armani, Gucci, Vogue in those areas which can even be viewed from google maps. Their tops and shoes have gaudy colours with equally gaudy brand tags.
C: Class C exists from other Galaxy. They bring their style from outer planet and claim their own style statement by wearing accessories of all kinds at the same time.
4. In their early teens, these girls can be commonly seen at places with wannabe college hunks. These guys, most often, sport long hair, wear a locket, a bracelet or leather arm band and wear goggles most of the time.
5. If you meet their family members (or if, sadly, are a part of it) you can find one whimsical character among them. This person in their family, might not be an easier one to spot but these girls themselves speak it out by describing him / her as bechara, funny or cute.
6. Whenever these girls meet you after a long time, they try to exhibit either of these two characteristics:
A: They are so damn glad to meet you and how much they remembered you for the while
B: They pretend to be damn serene and calm and give you a very plastic smile
7. Many of them are blackberry lovers. They might not use even 10% features of the phone but it makes their potential future statement. No matter which other company brings out any better phone, they stick to Blackberry. Reason: Mystery
8. These girls are expert in getting a sharp look of innocence on their faces. Even though their wear Micro-mini's or Spaghetti's, they imitate to be momma's girl.
9. These girls are always single. Hardly they will confess of being in a relationship. However, on their background check, you can indubitably find that 80% of them had dirty affairs in schools or mid-teen ages.
10. These girls are party news animals. They may or may not attend filmy parties, they keep updates of all the hot and hip happenings of town.
11. Channels like Zoom, MTV, Channel V are what they follow as a religion.
12. They hate Mumbai (as they say). They prefer their native place over any other thing on this planet. But on the contrary, they are the among the first to grab a ticket to Mumbai for any damn reason.
13. They don't know a shit about what is going around in the "REAL" world. They might not know if the petrol prices are going to rise, but they definitely know what is going to be the name of Aishwarya Rai's baby.
14. Their love / lovable's change from time to time. But at any instance of time, they either love some cricketer, a foreign actor or some less known sport-star.
15. These girls are radioactive. They continuously emit raditions with their impulsive exposures (this might be intentionally). But they make sure that nothing is "really" exposed. That's the mantra to become a model / heroine.
16. At any damn scenario on this planet, these girls make sure to portray themselves as a victim of society. They pull in the blues so badly yet substansively that it can send a sleuth into a round of confusion.
17. At any instance of time, their Facebook friend ratio is minimum 5:1 (5 guys : 1 girl). Also, almost all of their Facebook photos have likes and comments.
But beware, these femme fatales can go ahead to become a part of entertainment hippodrome. DON"T FALL FOR THEM!!!
(जन हित मे जारी!!! ISSUED IN PUBLIC INTEREST!!!)
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- Alok
